WWE Smackdown
August 29, 2007
Pittsburgh, PA
Report by: Mike Tedesco of WrestleView.com
“Yes, sir, we promised you a abundant capital event…” The WWE video leads us into the show.
No pyrotechnics tonight as we aloof appear in appropriate on the amphitheatre in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. We’re in the acclaimed “Igloo”, the actual amphitheatre breadth Undertaker and Mick Foley had their ballsy Hell in a Cell battle that night. It’s additionally the abode breadth one of the greatest contest in WWE history took abode ��” Ken Shamrock became King of the Ring! Yeah, Hell in a Cell adored that PPV.
Jim Ross and Tazz acceptable us to the appearance and not continued afterwards we apprehend the accustomed gong we’ve been audition for the accomplished eighteen years followed by a blackout which can abandoned beggarly one affair ��” its Undertaker time. Undertaker makes his way out to the arena to abundant acclaim and backstage we see Vickie Guerrero forth with the draft of the “family” watching nervously.
I adulation how the Undertaker’s access is so continued that Jim Ross can awning the ENTIRE altercation amid Undertaker, Bend and Vickie Guerrero from Wrestlemania until now and Undertaker is abandoned accepting to the arena steps.
The music stops and the amethyst lights breach on so no rolling of the eyes while demography his hat off tonight. He additionally has a microphone in his hand. Undertaker speaks into the mic and aboriginal says abandoned “Vickie Guerrero” and he alike formed the R in her name to accomplish it added authentic. Undertaker asks her if she wants him to absolve her of all her sins. Taker says he has article he needs to acquaint her ��” he’s not the affectionate kind! Undertaker says he will be advancing for her and he WILL acceptable for her soul! Taker says already he takes it she will burn… BURN IN HELL! Undertaker gets into his admiration affectation and the arena posts explode!
Backstage, Vickie looks abashed as the draft of the ancestors bastard out abrogation her alone. She turns and didn’t alike apprehend them leave and gets afraid and goes to leave but the aperture is locked! She pounds but she can’t get out.
At ringside, Undertaker is boring authoritative his way to the aback and the arena posts are still on fire. Addition put that out already! Nice, abbreviate segment.
Advertised for tonight: Jeff Hardy vs. MVP in a Summerslam Rematch! Additionally tonight it’s Best vs. Best as WWE Best Triple H takes on Shelton Benjamin in a non-title match!
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Back from the breach we anon go to an R-Truth video. R-Truth is debuting tonight, by the way. It’s basically the aforementioned video we’ve been seeing for weeks now ��” “Yeah, I’m from the streets” blah, blah, blah, “You acquisition out a lot about yourself in prison” blah, blah, blah. I anticipate they should accept done video bales like they did for Nathan Jones. “Yeah, I was in bastille for killing addition and now I’m activity to annihilate you!” Aloof gives his appearance a little added edge.
The alarm rings and Justin Roberts announces this bout is appointed for one abatement and this guy is authoritative his Smackdown admission ��” R-Truth! I abhorrence to beating a talent, abnormally a abundant one like Ron “The Truth” Killings, but I’m already seeing K-Kwik here. I’m aloof cat-and-mouse for him to do some bliss and chase it up by some ball moves and abatement on his face. My adherent is not afflicted with the dancing so far. I’ll aloof sit aback and see breadth this goes.
Kenny Dykstra comes out with a microphone and says he’s done aggregate he can to get the aggregation to affliction about him. He questions if it formed and answers his own catechism by advertence it hasn’t. Atom on, Kenny. Way to accompaniment the obvious! He says he’s a young, twenty-two year old hot anticipation yet on the added duke R-Truth is a captive to which R-Truth reacts with the acceptable old Booker T bug eyes. Kenny says he’s had no vignettes or big account time. I’m commendation him here: “Oh, you’re Kenny Dykstra; you can noly get on Smackdown!” I adulation how they scripted a promo breadth he aloof destroys himself. I’m actively abreast tears bedlam so hard! Kenny says he’s never been to bastille but maybe he should have! Kenny afresh says the botheration with WWE is they charge to focus architecture about him, not bodies like R-Truth and that’s the TRUTH! Kenny smiles like he cut a promo that didn’t aloof coffin him.
R-Truth vs. Kenny Dykstra
The alarm rings and this bout is on. Kenny mouths off anon and R-Truth hits him with an bang and takes him over to the turnbuckle and bounces his arch off it! R-Truth brings him to the added turnbuckle and bounces his arch off that one as well. Truth punches Dykstra in the arch and whips him into the ropes and goes for an arm annoyance but Dykstra reverses it and goes for one and R-Truth counters that by jumping through the legs of Kenny in a aberration of the dusk cast pin and gets a one calculation but it was still an absorbing move.
While accepting up Kenny explodes and floors R-Truth with a clothesline and lays the boots in on the above bedevilled biologic dealer. Kenny whips him adamantine into the bend and R-Truth collapses in pain. Kenny hits a nice jumping barge assimilate the aback and covers him for a two count. Dykstra sits him up and lays two adamantine knees into the aback followed by a big acquaint and afresh address the knee in and pulls the accoutrements back, applying the Surfboard Stretch. R-Truth is quick to his anxiety and elbows out. Truth goes for a suplex but his aback hurts too abundant and Dykstra clubs him bottomward with some stomps and has him aback in the Surfboard. The adjudicator with absolutely bad beard is allurement him if he wants to quit.
R-Truth gets up afresh and backs Kenny into the bend hard, demography the burden off the hold. R-Truth walks abroad a bit and Kenny all-overs on his aback for article but R-Truth pulls him over. That looked awkward. Kenny bound gets up and goes for a bang but R-Truth blocks it, spins him and clotheslines him down. Dykstra bound gets aback up and R-Truth clotheslines him bottomward again. Truth comes off the ropes and ducks Kenny’s agrarian bite and comes off the added ancillary with a nice braid aerial elbow. R-Truth gets him up and bliss him in the gut and comes off the ropes for a Scissors Bang and pins Kenny to win his admission match.
Winner by Pinfall: R-Truth
Backstage, WWE Diva’s Best Michelle McCool is accomplishing a photo shoot aback Maryse walks in and interrupts a altogether acceptable shot. Maryse tells her to adore her photo shoot as Diva’s Best while she can because that architecture would attending abundant bigger on her. I say that appellation would attending bigger absolutely redesigned. McCool asks her if she absolutely believes that and Maryse says of course. McCool says she won’t be Diva’s Best because it takes article that Maryse doesn’t accept ��” talent! I don’t anticipate actuality Undertaker’s adherent is a talent… Maryse says annoyance is animal aloof because she doesn’t accept a anatomy like hers. Maryse says that architecture (title) will be chastening and says Au Revoir! McCool absolutely after-effects goodbye.
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The WWE Rewind is brought to us by AutoZone. It’s a epitomize of Maria vs. Natalya from aftermost anniversary that concluded with Maria accepting the win by DQ afterward arrest from Maryse and the save by Michelle McCool.
Michelle McCool & Maria vs. Maryse & Natalya
It should be acclaimed that McCool came out jumping and that abhorrent looking, apart applicable belt flailed about her midsection.
The alarm rings and its Natalya starting it out adjoin Michelle McCool. They lock up and Natalya goes to aback McCool into the bend but it looks like she trips and the abatement into the ropes but to their acclaim they breach bound up. They get up, still bound up, and Michelle drops low and tosses Natalya. Natalya bound gets up and they lock up by Natalya anon gets in a headlock followed by headlock takeover and she has the Diva’s Best grounded. McCool tries to about-face it and get the pin but abandoned gets one and Natalya sits up bound and still has it bound in. McCool gets up to her augment eventually and elbows out and whips Natalya into the ropes, drops bottomward so Natalya all-overs over, and tries for a hip bung aback Natalya comes off the ropes afresh but can’t get it so she gives her a Russian Leg Sweep and floats over into the pin for noly a one count. McCool wrenches Natalya’s arm and gets her in the bend and tags in Maria who comes in a stomps Natalya in the corner.
Maria wrenches the larboard arm but Natalya uses her appropriate arm to drove her face with a forearm, sending Maria stumbling. Natalya goes for a breeze suplex but Maria counters with an central cradle for noly a one count. Natalya responds with a acquaint to the face followed by a adamantine anatomy slam. Natalya goes for a leg bead but Maria rolls out of the way and Natalya acreage on her Anvil. Sorry, I tried. In any event, Maria goes for some affectionate of move but Natalya backs her into her bend and forearms her chest and tags in Maryse.
Maryse comes in and bliss her in the bend and backs abroad at the referee’s orders and Maria fires aback with some forearms to the face and bliss her in the gut. Maria goes to whip her into the ropes but Maryse counters and brings Maria into her knee and whips her bottomward to the mat by her hair. Maryse now whips Maria into the ropes and Maria ducks a agrarian beat from the French adorableness and Natalya gets her knee in Maria’s aback while she’s advancing off the ropes. Maria retaliates and knocks Natalya off the accessory and walks into a awful DDT from Maryse. It was a lot added awkward than I fabricated it complete because you had to see the epitomize to see Natalya alike got involved. No affected calefaction actuality ��” the army didn’t assume blessed with this one.
Winners by Pinfall: Maryse & Natalya
After the bout Maryse attacks Michelle McCool and they do the old cat action accepted for a bit and afresh sloppily tumble out of the arena while still fighting. That’s a afterimage to bolt ��” two women abominably angry to cycle out of the ring. Natalya gets complex and holds McCool up and Maryse levels the Diva’s Best with a big attack to the face.
Jim Ross and Tazz now accompany us into a video amalgamation highlighting the agitating altercation amid MVP and Jeff Hardy. Naturally it’s a abundant video package. I agnosticism they’d anytime do this with a altercation amid Mike Knox and Finlay. Leave the video bales for the big leagues!
Eve Torres now is activity to account Jeff Hardy. Hardy says MVP has approved to accomplish his activity a active hell by criticizing aggregate about his activity including the way he wrestles but the way Jeff looks at his is as addition obstacle amid him and the WWE Championship. Hardy says that appear Unforgiven annihilation will anticipate him from acceptable the WWE Best and as for tonight MVP is activity to be lying on his aback with his ego and attitude and that’s it!
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JR and Tazz try to accomplish the rules of the Championship Clutter bore in for us again. Is it aloof me or does the new Motorhead’s new affair song complete like “Ace of Spades”? I can about apprehend the allegorical choir activity on.
Backstage, General Manager Vickie Guerrero if flipping out bound in her office. She picks up the buzz to alarm addition but it doesn’t assignment so she aloof throws it adjoin the wall. She aloof anticipation to try the buzz now?
Jeff Hardy vs. MVP
This is a Summerslam rematch. The alarm rings and they beam at anniversary added as MVP talks trash. This is activity to be great. MVP is face off and pushes Jeff. Jeff pushes aback and MVP accuse and gets a bead toe authority for his efforts! Hardy bound gets him in a headlock and they’re up on their anxiety now. MVP tries to whip him off by the ropes but Jeff is adhering on hard. MVP tries to accord him a aback suplex to breach the authority but Hardy comes advanced and does a headlock takeover! MVP now tries affairs the beard and rolls him over for a one count. They get up to their anxiety and MVP assuredly whips Jeff off the ropes but Hardy comes up and floors him with a accept block. Hardy comes off the ropes afresh and afresh takes MVP bottomward with a accept block. Hardy goes for a third time but MVP drops bottomward and Hardy all-overs over him and MVP uses the drive to bandy Hardy out of the arena but he acreage on his feet!
MVP puts his arch through the ropes and Hardy punches him. He does it afresh for the aforementioned aftereffect and now Hardy is on the accessory and comes in the ring, bath a bite from MVP and punches MVP down. MVP now rolls out of the ring! He’s balked as he bangs on the announcer’s table. MVP gets aback in at five.
They angle off and Hardy anon catches MVP in a headlock. MVP apprehension up breaking the authority by affairs Hardy bottomward by his hair! MVP mouths off to Hardy on the canvas for too continued as Hardy bound chops the knee of MVP and hits a nice leg drop! Hardy gets MVP up and wrenches the larboard arm. MVP gets out of this by kneeing him in the gut but Hardy bound responds with a abysmal arm drag, shades of Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat there. Hardy hits two added arm drags and keeps the arm in a lock afterwards the third. Hardy gets him up to his anxiety and hits the arm. Hardy wrenches the arm afresh and MVP backs appropriate into the bend to breach the hold. MVP hasn’t been in ascendancy once.
MVP stalls a little bit and Hardy accuse and hits him with some forearms. Hardy brings him out of the bend and whips him into the added one and accuse but hits the bend of MVP this time. MVP bound capitalizes by affairs Hardy’s leg out from beneath him and abstraction it. MVP goes for what could be the old Terry Funk finisher of the Spinning Toe Authority but we’ll never apperceive as Hardy bliss him off and MVP goes through the top two turnbuckles and into the metal arena post! Hardy goes to the accessory and takes MVP’s larboard arm and whips it adjoin the column and does it again! Hardy is on the accessory and catapults himself over the top braiding and into MVP’s aged larboard arm. Hardy covers him for a one count.
Hardy picks MVP up and whips him into the ropes but MVP hangs assimilate the ropes and abominably gets out of the arena afresh to booty a breather! Hardy goes for a Plancha but MVP runs out of the way and Hardy positions himself on the apron. MVP thinks Hardy landed on the attic and turns about to see Jeff Hardy active off the accessory and does a flipping senton into MVP! Accurately done and now it’s time for a commercial.
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We appear aback from the breach to see that Hardy has MVP in a continuing arm bar. MVP is aggravating to action out of it but he can’t get out! They appearance a epitomize of the senton from afore the bartering break. MVP aloof hasn’t been able to absolutely get a alternation of moves in this bout up. Hardy releases the arm bar and starts hitting him with some forearms and MVP avalanche backwards and grabs Hardy’s pants, active Hardy advanced arch aboriginal into the additional turnbuckle. Now I anticipate MVP should alpha it up.
MVP lays in some boots to Hardy who is on the canvas in pain. MVP picks Hardy up and hits an Astern Suplex into the ropes! Hardy acreage gut aboriginal on the ropes and that doesn’t attending like fun. Hardy is blind there and MVP bliss Hardy appropriate in the face and he avalanche to the outside!
MVP goes to the alfresco now and drops him face aboriginal on the barricade. MVP bliss him in the chest and rolls him in the ring. MVP covers and gets a abutting two count! MVP is agitated and lays in some forearms and a jumping knee and gets addition abreast fall! MVP is balked now and locks Hardy in sitting belly stretch. I adulation this move. Hardy of advance is affairs it altogether with the facial expressions as MVP pounds on his rib cage. Hardy gets to his anxiety but MVP keeps it bound in. Hardy grabs the legs of MVP and has him adjoin his aback and hits what looks like a accumbent Emerald Fusion or a mid anatomy Samoan Drop. Tazz said it’s a ancillary bang ��” I’d abhorrence to disagree with him.
Both men get up at the calculation of four. Hardy goes to bang MVP and he catches the bang but avalanche victim to the flipping mule bang from Hardy. MVP avalanche aback into the turnbuckle, sitting. Hardy hits his jumping ballista dropkick to the chest in the bend and that consistently looks painful. Hardy picks MVP up, bliss him in the gut and hits a nice Astern Falcon Arrow. Jeff Hardy now signals for the Swanton. He gets up to the top braiding and flies off into the knees of MVP! Hardy rolls over to the added bend and MVP hits a baseball slide, sending Jeff Hardy aback aboriginal beneath the basal turnbuckle and into the metal arena post, appealing abundant acid him in half! Ouch!
MVP goes to the alfresco and grabs the arm and the leg of Jeff Hardy and pulls back, angle Hardy alike added adjoin that arena post! The adjudicator gives him the calculation and MVP releases at four and Hardy avalanche to the outside. MVP gets in the arena to breach the ten calculation and goes appropriate aback out and rolls Hardy in and covers for a abutting two count! MVP picks Hardy up and lays him out on the top turnbuckle and punches him in the face a few times. MVP backs abroad and afresh accuse and bliss Hardy adamantine in the aback and he avalanche off the top turnbuckle! That articulate stiff. MVP pulls Hardy up to a built-in position by the beard and bliss him in the aback again! MVP covers afresh and gets a VERY abutting two count!
MVP now puts his cossack on Hardy’s face and rubs it in for a few as an insult as if it could be misconstrued as article added than one. What’s the variable? MVP aeroembolism over and mouths off to Hardy who punches alike admitting he’s down! MVP responds with some abandoned forearms and covers for addition abutting two count! MVP now locks Hardy in a arbiter Camel Clutch. Iron Sheik would be proud! MVP now hits some crossfaces and locks it in again! MVP absolutely cranks it aback but Hardy makes one aftermost canal accomplishment and grabs the ropes.
MVP drops an bend into Hardy’s afflicted aback and picks him up for a anatomy slam. MVP mouths off and drops a knee and gets addition two count! MVP knees Hardy in the aback and locks in addition Surfboard Stretch! This isn’t bound in for continued as Hardy gets up and elbows and punches out of it. MVP ducks one beat and hits a account absolute aback suplex! This leads to MVP accoutrement afresh for addition CLOSE two count! MVP picks him up now and Hardy punches out and comes off the ropes into an aerial belly to belly suplex from MVP! MVP covers for ANOTHER TWO COUNT!
Hardy now pulls himself up on the ropes and the admirers are chanting his name. MVP hits and Hardy hits back. Hardy assuredly gets the bigger of MVP and punches a accomplished bunch. Hardy goes to whip MVP into the bend but MVP reverses and whips Hardy. Hardy climbs the ropes for Whisper in the Wind but MVP runs up and chops the leg and Hardy avalanche aback and LANDS ON HIS HEAD!! WOW!! Charles Robinson is bottomward by Hardy in like one one-hundredth of a additional to analysis on Hardy. MVP covers and the adjudicator goes alfresco to calculation the pin (technically that wouldn’t calculation as a pinfall count) and Hardy miraculously bliss out at TWO AND NINE TENTHS!!
MVP now has Hardy on the top braiding attractive for a aback suplex off the top rope! He climbs up and hits some forearms to Hardy’s spine. MVP avalanche aback with Hardy but he turns in midair and that’s aloof a draft to the canvas! If that aftermost bang with Hardy landing on his arch wasn’t so absorbing than this would accept been Bang of the Night! Hardy turns MVP for a awning and gets two and a half!
MVP is ample and puts his arch through the ropes so Hardy goes to the alfresco and forearms him in the face and gets appropriate aback in. Hardy picks MVP up and he bliss him in the gut and comes off the ropes but Hardy hits that spinning clothesline (I anticipate it’s a neckbreaker) on MVP! Hardy comes off the ropes and hits a active acquaint and runs afresh and takes MVP bottomward afresh with a falling clothesline! Hardy bounces MVP’s arch off the top turnbuckle. Hardy goes to whip MVP off the ropes but MVP reverses it and whips Hardy into the ropes who comes off and bliss MVP in the face. Hardy now sees the aperture and runs up the ropes and hits a admirable Whisper in the Wind. Hardy now sees addition aperture and gets up to the top braiding and hits a admirable Swanton Bomb for the win in this agitating match!
Winner by Pinfall: Jeff Hardy
No eventually does this bout end aback United States Best Shelton Benjamin runs in and hits Pay Dirt on Jeff Hardy! MVP gets up and smiles with Benjamin and pats him on the accept for what he did to Hardy and Benjamin responds by hitting Pay Dirt on MVP!
Tonight’s Capital Accident is Best vs. Champion: Triple H vs. Shelton Benjamin!
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Sitting advanced row are some associates of the Pittsburgh Steelers and they’re accepting fun comedy angry in the advanced row!
We now go to footage of the Democratic National Convention with Josh Matthews and Candice Michelle. What a Convention that was! If you’re not an Obama adherent now afresh what’s the authority up? McCain is way out of draft with the absolute problems adverse America and putting a woman on the ticket, an acutely bound and amateur one at that isn’t activity to aces up your votes! What an insult to women about the world. Hey, Hillary couldn’t do it but I apperceive you admired her so I’ll appease to you to get your votes! Get with the times, McCain. Obama is activity to canyon you by, abnormally afterwards that accepting speech. Sorry, I didn’t beggarly to go off on a political abuse because this isn’t the forum. Anyway, Josh Matthews and the consistently admirable Candice Michelle admonish you to annals to vote so you can Smackdown Your Vote November 4th!
Jesse & Festus vs. Hawkins & Ryder
This is a non-title match. The alarm rings and Festus goes insane! He anon levels Curt Hawkins with an bang and takes bottomward Zach Ryder with a one man flapjack! Jesse takes Ryder and throws him out of the ring. Festus hits Hawkins in the bend with a active base bump! Festus comes off the ropes and hits a spinning accept tackle! Hawkins and Ryder are both on the alfresco regrouping as Jesse & Festus delay in the arena with Jesse, actuality the abandoned one who can speak, babble for them to appear aback inside!
Now the Big Show’s music hits and he comes out to pyrotechnics, the works… like they were assured him to appear out! In the arena Hawkins sneaks up abaft Festus and he accuse and Hawkins pulls bottomward the top braiding and Festus goes flying. Ryder attacks Jesse and sends him out of the arena as Big Appearance gets in. Big Appearance absolutely kills Hawkins with a bang to the belly and this is allegedly disqualified a No Contest because Hawkins & Ryder were illegally advancing Jesse & Festus and Big Appearance was illegally advancing Hawkins & Ryder.
Winner: No Contest
Big Appearance picks up Ryder and destroys him with a anatomy slam. Big Appearance backs Hawkins into the bend and crushes his chest with a behemothic slap! Ryder tries to bite Appearance but he aloof gets aerial up and annihilated with a spinebuster! Yes, I am aggravating to use all the big words to alarm this. Big Appearance now dominates Curt Hawkins with a Appearance Stopper! Jesse gets in the arena and gets agape out by that Big Appropriate Hand, which is a finisher I suppose. Festus aloof stands on the alfresco watching this all catatonically.
Big Appearance gets on the microphone and greets the admirers by adage “Hi” and smiling! A accurate man, ladies and gentlemen. Big Appearance says there seems to be a little abashing on Smackdown. It seems like the General Manager is beneath so abundant accent that she’s overlooking assertive superstars. Big Appearance tells her to accept to him actual anxiously ��” he will never be disregarded again! Big Appearance says as far as what happened aloof now he aloof says “My bad! Opps!” Big Appearance says we should aloof alarm this an “oversight”. Big Appearance acknowledgment the admirers and makes his way to the back. If you don’t like Big Appearance afresh that’s all on you.
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Back from the breach we’re in Vickie Guerrero’s appointment and she’s aloof attractive up at the beam all nervous. At atomic she has the cameraman in there to accumulate her aggregation and assure her!
Victoria is out and it looks like she’ll be adverse addition newcomer from FCW. It’s a appealing acceptable attractive babe alleged Brie Bella authoritative her way to the ring. She bigger adore accepting a aftermost name while it lasts. About all the women lose them. I bethink aback Maria acclimated to be Maria Kanellis. How about Natalya Neidhart? They consistently allocution about her ancestor but they alone the aftermost name from the billing. Michelle McCool is the abandoned one who survives. I’m afraid Trish Stratus kept her aftermost name afterwards all her years in WWE.
Victoria vs. Brie Bella
The alarm rings and the two ladies lock up and Victoria anon gets Brie Bella into a headlock. Victoria hits a headlock booty over and aloof keeps shouting at her! Victoria gets up to a knee and is aggravating to appearance Brie Bella what it’s like to be bedeviled aback Miss Bella does a aberrant little handstand and pushes out of the headlock and Victoria avalanche forward. Victoria misses a agrarian beat and Brie Bella hits a accurate attractive Monkey Cast on the above Women’s Champion. Bella goes to bend the arm but Victoria bliss her in the gut. Victoria puts her in the bend and accuse but Bella gets over Victoria and rolls her up for a two count. The army couldn’t absent-minded (they’re not alike putting in canned heat!!) but I’m aggravating to accord it my all and be interested… but I’m crumbling too.
Brie Bella hits two aerial snapmares that aren’t as absorbing as they complete and comes off the ropes for a crossbody block but Victoria catches her and devastates her with a backbreaker. Victoria gets a two count. Victoria now picks her up and slams her aback aboriginal into the bend and afresh hits some amateur to the abdomen. Victoria hits a breeze suplex and a nice continuing suplex and does a cheeky awning for a two count. Victoria whips Bella into the ropes and lowers her arch abrogation it accessible for Brie Bella to bang her in the face. Bella tenses up for a additional too continued and afresh comes off the ropes and into a nice bang to the belly from Victoria and Brie Bella rolls out of the ring. Victoria follows and Bella tries activity beneath the ring. Victoria grabs the leg but Bella bliss her off. Victoria grabs her out from beneath the arena and puts her aback in.
Victoria lifts her up by the beard and Brie Bella (a abundant thicker attractive Brie Bella) gets a baby amalgamation for the win!
Winner by Pinfall: Brie Bella(s)
JR and Tazz catechism breadth she got this abrupt activity from. I assumption they’ll go and comedy brainless for a while afore they apprehend she’s a twin. It’s got to blot for the accompanying beneath the ring.
We now get the RAW Rebound and it’s mainly focused about John Cena actuality out with an injury. I got to say I was not afflicted with RAW. Maybe because I capital to bolt the eleven o’clock assuming on USA but that abuse tennis bout went until 12:30 and I was added than affronted and afresh I was alike added affronted aback it angry out to be a absolutely bad RAW. I usually absolutely adore RAW but this was bad. The catastrophe was abnormally bad. Oh, and if Kane burst Mysterio so abominably how is he able to accomplish a accretion and participate in the Clutter so soon? Why draft his acknowledgment in a bristles man bout breadth he’ll get lost. Hey, it’s not my appearance but I apprehend about that this is a agony tactic and I couldn’t accede more.
Still to appear tonight is our Capital Accident ��” Triple H vs. Shelton Benjamin!
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Backstage, The Brian Kendrick is account a book with Ezekiel Jackson in the aback account one as well. The Kendrick said aftermost anniversary he won the better bout of his career… so far! He says tonight, his opponents are advancing for war by angry anniversary other. They feel they charge to prove some array of ascendancy while at the aforementioned time risking injury. He says he, The Brian Kendrick, feels no charge to stoop to their level. The Kendrick said he’s already anchored his atom in the match! The Kendrick says he’s alleged to abstraction the masters. He says he’s demography their ability and accumulation it. The Kendrick gives us a history assignment by adage that over 2000 years ago, Sun Tzu authentic warfare in “The Art of War.” The Kendrick asks Zeke aback that was afresh and Zeke looks over and calmly says “6th Century, BC”. That was hilarious! The Kendrick says in nine canicule he’s activity to redefine warfare. He says it’s not about who wins the little battles ��” it’s about who wins the war! He says in the clutter it doesn’t amount who gets the aboriginal pin or the aboriginal brace of pins ��” it’s about who gets the aftermost pin and The Kendrick says he will be that man! The Kendrick says there’s a accomplished band amid ability and aberration but if you apperceive how to airing that band no one can angle in your way. That was a TERRIFIC promo!
JR and Tazz altercate how Smackdown has become the abode to be on Friday nights for entertainment. Tazz says aftermost anniversary the WWE Universe (gag) acquainted in with over bifold the admirers of the NASCAR Nationwide Alternation Race, authoritative Smackdown the Number One Appearance on Fridays for entertainment.
They now run bottomward the agenda for Unforgiven with “Ace of Spades” arena in the accomplishments or whatever that song is called. I’m added than a little afraid about the Championship Clutter matches but at atomic I watch the contest for free. I’m 100% attractive advanced to Jericho vs. HBK in an adulterine match. Added than that what abroad is there really? A Apple Tag Team Championship match? Cryme Tyme won that befalling aback at New Year’s Revolution 2007 and never got their appellation attack until now!
Now Triple H’s music hits and we’ve got a bisected hour larboard of appearance so this is allegedly activity to be a continued bout and I’m attractive advanced to it!
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Just For Men Beard Gel presents addition WWE Rewind and this one is Jeff Hardy vs. The Abundant Khali from aftermost anniversary with The Game interfering and Jeff Hardy accepting the win. That was a nice moment.
We’re aback from the breach and about six account accept anesthetized and Triple H is still accomplishing his entrance. Yeah, that’s about boilerplate for how continued it takes.
We now accept some pre-taped comments from Shelton Benjamin who says the best adored article is gold which makes him the best adored article in WWE. He says his name is Shelton Benjamin and he is the Gold Standard!
Champion vs. Champion
Triple H vs. Shelton Benjamin
I achievement they breach the abode bottomward like they acclimated to do aback in 2004. This is a non-title match, by the way.
The alarm rings and they beam at anniversary added from beyond the ring. They now amphitheater and lock up but Benjamin anon takes The Game bottomward with an arm drag. Triple H looks at Benjamin as if to say “Nicely done, sir.” Triple H gets up and adjusts his knee pads.
They amphitheater the arena afresh and lock up and the WWE Best gets Benjamin in a headlock. Triple H tries to comment about Benjamin’s aback but there’s a little attack and he assuredly gets it and boring brings the larboard arm aback into a hammerlock. Triple H now locks in the headlock afresh and absolutely cinches it in. Benjamin backs Triple H into the ropes and whips him off and gets addled by a accept block aback Helmsley returns. Triple H comes off the ropes and all-overs over Benjamin and comes off the ropes into addition abysmal arm drag! Triple H gets up bound and Benjamin gets addition arm annoyance and now has an arm bar bound in. Triple H gets up to his knees and is angry this and gets up and arm drags Benjamin off. Triple H accuse and gets addition arm annoyance followed by an arm bar again. Triple H is bound up to his anxiety and Benjamin wrenches the arm afresh and Triple H screams in affliction and afresh instantly floors Benjamin with a appropriate hand! Benjamin backs into the bend and the adjudicator holds Triple H off.
They angle off afresh and attending at anniversary added added acutely this time. Triple H is cerebration lock up but Benjamin was cerebration aces him up and bang him into the corner. The adjudicator goes to get Benjamin off and it looks to be a apple-pie breach until Benjamin bliss Triple H in the gut! He goes for a appropriate duke but The Game blocks him and delivers some rights of his own and afresh tosses Benjamin into the bend and lays in some rights there as well. Triple H brings Benjamin out of the bend and wrenches the larboard arm and wrenches it hard, sending Benjamin to his knees. Triple H twists the arm afresh and Benjamin backs him into the bend and Benjamin gets a knee to the belly and some rights and bliss until the adjudicator gets him off!
Benjamin whips Triple H into the bend and he explodes out with a clothesline! Benjamin ancestor up and gets his arm broken absolute adamantine and Triple H has the arm bar and is about sitting on his arch befitting it on. Triple H hit the triceps and locks in a Fujiwara Arm Bar. Triple H drops two added knees on the triceps and picks Benjamin up by the arm. Triple H goes to bend the arm afresh but Benjamin counters with a bite and whips Triple H into the ropes who comes off them and drops Benjamin with an arm breaker!
Triple H has Benjamin in the bend and puts his larboard arm about the top braiding and pulls down! Triple H takes him out of the bend and maintains ascendancy by activity appropriate aback to the arm. Benjamin backs him into the bend and the adjudicator gives the calculation to breach the authority and aback Triple H breach it Benjamin hits a knee to the quadriceps that has been the affliction of Triple H’s angry actuality and absolutely goes to boondocks on it afore the adjudicator forcibly removes him! Benjamin attacks afresh in the bend and brings him out and whips him into the ropes and takes the WWE Champ bottomward with a aback elbow! This abandoned gets a one count.
Triple H gets up and into the bend and Benjamin goes to whip him but Triple H reverses and sends Benjamin into the bend who aimlessly anticipation Triple H was active abaft him so he jumped assimilate the additional braiding and capital to hit him with a move but he was instead bent with a bang to the belly and a Pedigree is attempted and Benjamin rolls out of the ring, attractive threatened!
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We’re aback from the breach and Triple H is ample about the ringside area, allegedly in pain. During the bartering breach Benjamin aerated The Game into the turnbuckle and the acceleration took him over the turnbuckle and to the outside. I consistently admired that little surprise, alike if it is physically absurd to absolutely appear in absolute life. Boring accepting aback in the arena Triple H is kneed in the face and brought in with a spinning neckbreaker! Benjamin gets a two calculation on the champion.
Benjamin is laying the boots in and puts Triple H’s arch and throat beneath the basal braiding and goes on the accessory and drops some knees and an bend on that actual important breadth of the body. Benjamin holds the beard of Triple H and knees him in the arch abundant times. Benjamin now has Triple H in an astern abutting vice. Actual accurately performed here. Triple H does a abundant job affairs this one as he boring crumples to the canvas. Benjamin has all his weight advancing bottomward on Triple H, whose face is beet red. Benjamin releases the authority and drops some knees to the aback of the head. Benjamin now locks in a Figure Four abutting lock which is absorbing looking. Benjamin absolutely has this bound in continued but Triple H ends up axis Benjamin into a pin for a abreast fall, causing the absolution of the hold!
Benjamin now accuse at Triple H and gets addled by a aback bend to the face! Benjamin rolls assimilate the accessory and Triple H goes to accompany him aback in by Benjamin hits some rights and goes to suplex Triple H from the central to the alfresco of the arena but to no account as Triple H gets the suplex attempted by Benjamin acreage on his anxiety and hits a nice neckbreaker for a abreast fall!!
Benjamin is now on top of The Game and hitting forearms to the aback of the abutting and afresh gets Triple H in a button lock. Benjamin added locks it in by putting on the anatomy scissors and hitting some crossfaces as well. Triple H fights aloof to sit up and afresh fights harder to get to his anxiety and Triple H begins to bite out of it but Benjamin hits a knee to the belly and he’s appropriate aback in control. The Game is in the bend and Benjamin is hitting knees and appropriate easily until the adjudicator gets him out of there. Benjamin accuse and Triple H gets his anxiety up in Benjamin’s face, sending him down!
Triple H now approaches Benjamin and Benjamin pulls him in face aboriginal into the top turnbuckle! Benjamin now goes to the adverse bend and accuse and hits a Stinger Splash (not alleged that in WWE) on Triple H with his aback turned! Benjamin goes for addition but Triple H moves and Benjamin splashes the turnbuckles. Triple H now takes him bottomward with a clothesline to the aback of the head!
Both men are bottomward now and the adjudicator starts the calculation and they both get to their anxiety at nine! Benjamin strikes aboriginal with a appropriate duke that stuns Triple H. Triple H responds with a appropriate duke of his own. Triple H goes for addition one but it’s blocked and Benjamin hits some appropriate easily and whips Triple H but he reverses and whips him into the ropes. Benjamin ducks a clothesline but comes off the ropes into a aerial knee from Triple H, a la Harley Race. Triple H whips Benjamin into the bend and Benjamin tries to bounce himself over Triple H but acreage on The Game’s amateur who hits a nice powerslam on Benjamin for a nice two count. I’ve never apparent Triple H do that move afore and if I accept it’s been so continued I forgot!
Benjamin goes for a bang but Triple H catches it and spins him about and ducks beneath the Dragon Bang and DDTs Benjamin aback he turns about again! That got the WWE Best a abreast fall. Triple H whips Benjamin into the ropes and lowers his arch so Benjamin bliss him in the face. Triple H ducks a Benjamin clothesline but turns into a huge bang to the face that floors him! That gets Shelton Benjamin a actual abutting two count! Shelton knees and punches Triple H in the face and whips him into the bend and Triple H walks out of it addled and Benjamin comes off the ropes into a Bifold A Spinebuster! Triple H taunts the army and goes for a Pedigree but Benjamin counters into a ambitious by affairs Triple H’s beard bottomward and he bounces off his knee! The gets Benjamin addition actual abutting two count!
Benjamin knees Triple H in the belly and whips him into the ropes, lowers his arch and gets a face buster from Triple H. Now The Abundant Khali’s music hits. Why?? Triple H is absent and turns into a Pay Dirt attack but Triple H pushes him off and gets Benjamin in a Pedigree for the win!
Winner by Pinfall: Triple H
Too bad it had to end like that. Aloof watching Triple H win makes Khali’s Punjabi claret boil. You can see it in his eyes. Khali is crunching his fists and afresh all of a abrupt Triple H goes bottomward from a US Appellation attack to the aback of the arch from Benjamin! Benjamin raises his belt over his arch and smiles.
The Abundant Khali gets into the arena and picks up the body of Triple H and hits a Khali Bomb! Khali now stands over Triple H and raises his accoutrements defiantly in the air.
Backstage we see Vickie Guerrero pacing nervously in her office. I can’t accept she’s still bound in there. The lights go off and Vickie starts agreeable her arch off and that’s how Smackdown ends. What happens to the camera guy? Affectionate of an innocent eyewitness in all this!
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